Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Lets go get a Brazilian wax!

I have heard about a Brazilian wax forever.  But what is it really? I always thought...YUK...who would get such a thing...as you know I have become very adventurous in this new life!  I am easily talked into all kinds of things...and lets just say...I was easily swayed....why not...what the heck...I will try anything once...right???

Well lets just say I won't try it twice.  I went with a friend...she was the one that talked me into it!!  We walked into a salon and you guessed it...small Asian woman..."who go first?" she asked....well I jumped on that because I knew if I waited I may never do this...

I think I had a near-lesbian experience.  I never thought a woman (other than my family doctor) would ever be in that space! And checking me out...oh my, what have I done!

Well as you know me by now...I laugh all of the time and I have now discovered as I am getting hot wax dripped in delicate places... I laugh...when little Asian women are between my legs...I laugh...when hair in the same delicate places is being ripped out by the roots...you guessed it ...I laugh! I kept asking questions...she said "Men like this"....I kept saying..."do you do this?"...she kept saying "Men like this"...honestly...I don't give a crap if men like this...does she know how it feels?? this thing she is doing to me...OUCH...she just smiles...and rips!! I say...Can I see...she says "Wait till finished"

She starts out easy and with the wax only warm... not burning and by the end...the easy is gone and the wax is freaking hot...I will say, too....I am not a hairy woman...thank goodness!!

I am dying laughing by the end...who am I going to show this new hairdo to?? She gives me a hand mirror at the end to see what it looks like...I keep laughing...the poor little thing is as pink as a baby's bottom...cause it is embarrassed for one thing and hurting for another.

I walk out of the little room, knowing I am going to hell for this and smile at my friend...you're next, I say...she says "how was it"..."Just wait" I said...when she is all finished she asked why I didn't tell her it hurt so bad..."I wouldn't have done it" she says....that's why!!!

Of course I googled this before I got it done and found where you can get it bejeweled and bedazzled...what!!?? Who would do that???  Well...I'll try anything once!