So, yesterday I got my every-5-year colonoscopy. This is not a pretty thing. Anyone who has ever had one will tell you...the sleep is great...the prep is horrible. I puke while prepping and I am someone who will do anything to keep from puking! I won't even talk about the water poop you get from the prep.
The sleep is amazing...the nurse said...your lips are going to feel numb and immediately you are asleep!! Then twenty to thirty minutes of your life are unaccounted for while they do unmentionables to your body. Suddenly someone says "Wake up" and you are wide-eyed again. It is amazing...and you are hungry as all get out!!
You know I have a new man, who was kind enough to take me for my procedure. Now this is a new man...he doesn't even know I have bowel movements yet. It is still early in the relationship, you better believe I've never farted in front of him!! Part of a colonoscopy is they pump you full of GAS and leave some up there...resulting in expelling of gas.
Do you know how uncomfortable it is trying to act all ladylike and all the while gas is exiting your body and NOT QUIETLY!! Plus, you have a nurse saying "push it out", "get it out of there". Well, he is a witty man and had some nice one liners about my situation. This is why he is so special.
A colonoscopy is a necessary evil. It detects early colon cancer. Thank goodness I was all clear and I now won't have to do it for another five years. By then Dave should know that I burp, too!
Very amusing...
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